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Large Vise

Head In Vise When Putting

If you move your head as you stroke any golf putt, the odds of your making that golf putt go down. When the head moves, the upper body and arms must move with it. This in turn means that the blade of the golf putter will never quite impact the ball precisely as you had planned. It doesn't take much head movement to throw the blade of the golf putter off enough to affect the path of the ball by an inch or two - the difference between a make or a miss.

As you settle in over the ball, imagine a large vise being lightly tightened against your temples, fixing your head's position in space. Make your golf stroke with your head locked in by that vise, never looking up until the golf ball is long gone. A truer roll will result.

two jokes:

Priest

A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date.
He was halfway down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second shot, when he
heard "Fore!" and a ball slammed into his back.
Soon, the golfer who had made the drive was on the scene to offer his apologies. When the priest assured him that he was all right, the man smiled.

"Thank goodness, Father!" he exclaimed.
"I've been playing this game for forty years, and now I can finally tell my friends
that I've hit my first holy one!"

Golf & Other Sports

Unlike baseball, players don't readjust their testicles before each swing.
Unlike boxing, players don't chomp on each others ears or punch them in the groin. Unlike tennis, players don't grunt like Cro Magnon men with each effort.
Unlike basketball, players don't elbow each other in the ribs for better position. Unlike auto racing, spectators don't have to breathe noxious fumes or be forced to listen to "The Achy Breaky Song" on the loud speaker.

Unlike soccer, the fans don't trample each other to death if their favorite team loses.
Unlike bowling, no one knows your shoe size.
Unlike polo, players don't need to be smug yuppie aristocratic inbred dweebs. Unlike football, players don't tell the ref to do a physically impossible act to himself. Unlike wrestling, spectators have all their teeth.

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